Feigning Victimization (Limerick)
The GOP’s whining. They’re mad! What a “sore winner” streak they have had! They’re “the victims,” they wail With an “angry mob” tale. We were “mean” to their dissolute cad!
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Justice Ginsburg’s birthday is coming up on March 15th, and I couldn’t resist writing her a limerick. In fact, I even snail-mailed her a copy. Remember snail-mail? Here it is: Happy birthday dear Ruth....
View ArticleYet Another “If Trump Could Write Limericks”
Headline: “Trump Halts Pandemic Relief Negotiations” No relief bill this month, on reflection, Cuz the Senate’s sole job’s my selection For our land’s highest bench. Judge Amy’s a wench Who has earned...
View ArticleAn Out-Of-Control U.S. Supreme Court? (Limerick)
Headline: “Supreme Court appears skeptical of New York’s restrictive gun-control law” New York gun control’s likely to slip, Cuz the highest Fed Court lacks a grip On our big city needs To forestall...
View ArticleJackasses Attack Jackson (Limerick)
The Republicans’ racist attacks On Brown Jackson ignored all the facts. And their dog whistle smears Even pissed off some peers: Sasse assessment? “Jackassery” acts.
View ArticleSupreme Hypocrisy (Limerick)
Dana Milbank’s column about “counterfeit commoners” inspired this two-verse limerick: With hypocrisy Cotton’s replete, As he trashes the “legal elite” At Judge Brown Jackson’s hearing, His rhetoric...
View ArticleMy Roe v. Wade Rant (2-Verse Limerick)
Five SCOTUS extremists decreed In a dastardly GOP screed That Roe v. Wade’s dead. So it’s “Off with her head” For pro-choicers, no matter the need. If you value our lost right to choose, You must vote;...
View Article“Thanking” Trump For Dobbs (Limerick)
Headline: “Trump takes credit for Dobbs decision but worries it ‘won’t help him in the future'” The Donald takes credit for Dobbs. Does he merit such “credit?” Yes, gobs! The three judges he picked For...
View ArticlePence Ain’t A Saint (Limerick)
Headline: “Pence: ‘We must not rest’ until abortion is outlawed in every state” On One/Six, Pence behaved like a man; He helped scuttle Trump’s scurrilous plan. But enough with the praise! Re abortion,...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Solidarity
We the Dems must show full solidarityTo counter the loathsome barbarityOf Republican stances,Whose fright’ning advancesAccount for this lack of hilarity.
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